The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
I wear my wife's eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way.
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.
The absolute fundamental aim is to make money out of satisfying customers.
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.