Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

J. G. Ballard

Sooner or later all science fiction comes true.

A nickname is the heaviest stone that the devil can throw at a man.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

John Mortimer

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years years in the geriatric ward.

George Santayana

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way, in such fasion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

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