For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Of all human processes, the most precious is continuous improvement.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
If you don't have a solution, admire the problem.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?