Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
The best substitute for brains is silence
Don't lie down with dogs. When you do you get up with fleas.
Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes.
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The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!