Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
A good deed never goes unpunished.
Virtue is its own revenge.
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
In case of emergency: 1. Grab your coat 2. Get your hat 3. Leave your worries on the doorstop 4. Direct your feet to the sunny side of the street