Nature has given us two ears but only one mouth.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
How to become a millionaire: First, get a million dollars...
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
If you want an audience, start a fight.
You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
It's so crowded nobody goes there anymore.
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.