I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.
The future isn't what it used to be.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak and another to hear.
Absence makes the heart go yonder.
It is easier to stay out than get out.