Tis more blessed to give than receive. For example, wedding presents.
Q: What do you give a person who has everything? A: Penicillin.
A is for Apple
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
In the end, everything is a gag.
It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
After three days, fish and guests stink.
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.