One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Is the world run by C students?
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
Some days are plug and play, some days are drag and drop.