People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Work is of two kinds: 1) Altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter. 2) Telling other people to do so.
To err is human. And stupid.
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
Never face facts. If you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
I am a deeply superficial person.
If you become a star, YOU don't change, everyone else does.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.