The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Eat as much as you like. Just don't swallow it.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Avoid running at all times.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.