When the going gets tough, the smart get lost.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton restless.
People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
We must believe in luck. How else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.