When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
I could now afford all the things I never had as a kid, if I didn't have kids.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, "Hey, I don't see the PROBLEM here."
Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
Charm is a way of getting the answer "yes" without asking a clear question.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.