Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
I am my hair.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Many people die at 25 and aren't buried until they are 75.
I am at two with nature.
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
Archimedes Principle: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.
You can drown in an average depth of one inch of water.