There is nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Before I was married I had six theories about raising children. Now I have six children and no theories.
It's a dull child that knows less than its father.
Adults are obsolete children.
Necessity is the mother of attraction.
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
Men and women, women and men -- it will never work.
You need someone to love while you're looking for someone to love.