How to make a small fortune: Invest a large fortune.
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
Success isn't permanent, and failure isn't fatal.
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts without sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth shall set you free.
A career is a job that has gone on too long.
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
No person ever listened himself out of a job.
I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.