Diets are mainly food for thought.
Do you hunt your own truffles or do you hire a pig?
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey.
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.
The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough.
A foundation is a large body of money surrounded by people who want some.
Consequences, shmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets.