Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
A celebrity is one who is known to many people he is glad he doesn't know.
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Nonviolence is a flop. The only bigger flop is violence.
Are the people who run for president really the best in a country of 270 million? If so, something has happened to the gene pool.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.