Dave Barry

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

A celebrity is one who is known to many people he is glad he doesn't know.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.

Joan Baez

Nonviolence is a flop. The only bigger flop is violence.

Bob McKenzie

Are the people who run for president really the best in a country of 270 million? If so, something has happened to the gene pool.


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