I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter-productivity.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you're fat.
You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
Small though it is, the human brain can be quite effective when used properly.
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.