Bette Midler

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

Make a bet everyday. Otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it.

A committee is a group of important individuals who singly can do nothing but who can together agree that nothing can be done.

If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't go to yours.

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything else to do that day.

Jerry Seinfeld

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.


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