Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
There are two kinds of people: those who finish what they start and so on...
There are two kinds of complainers: men and women.
To disagree with three-fourths of the public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Easy Street is a blind alley.
There's a deception to every rule.
If I had permission to do everything, I wouldn't want to do anything.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
A paranoid person with low self-esteem thinks nobody important is out to get him.