Give authority to some people and they grow. Give it to others and they swell.
To get maximum attention, it's hard to beat a big mistake.
If you would like to get your spouse's attention, just look comfortable.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
An argument is where two people are trying to get in the last word first.
The argument you just won with your spouse isn't over yet.
It does no good to argue if you're in the wrong, and if you're in the right, you don't need to.
The only people who really listen to an argument are the neighbors.
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he's talking about.
A single rose for the living is better than a clostly wreath at the grave.