A new car doesn't mean you have money; it means you used to have money.

To make your current car run better, get the price of a new one.

We can't all play the same instrument, but we can all be in the same key.

Cooperation is doing what I tell you to do, and doing it quickly.

To get along with people, pretend not to know whatever they tell you.

Some people never let knowledge interrupt the easy flow of their conversation.

If you want all the conversation you can handle, put a bandage on your forehead.


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